Subtle Sexuality

Anonymous asked: I wanna fuck yu n the ass

As a straight man, I prefer not to have anything in my ass; however, I appreciate the sentiment. 

Anonymous asked: should i shave

Hair, anywhere below the chin, is often seen as an unattractive trait among both men and women these days. I don’t agree with that statement but the majority does. Unless you feel like being a rebel, shave it.

Anonymous asked: so im new to giving bjs and i dont know how t give a good one. any tips

I’m going to avoid the absurdity of you asking a straight man how to give a good blowjob and address the fact that I, for some reason, get this question a lot.

Oral sex, for both men and women, is done very well with the use of one’s tongue. Each person has their own fancies that they enjoy being tickled but mostly everyone is just about the same.

Assuming you’re not 69-ing, you’ll need to slide your tongue against his dick as you blow him. Focus primarily where the tip of his dick meets the shaft. Remember though, that you don’t need to gag yourself on us because frankly, it does little to enhance the sensation. Deep throating is often only aesthetically pleasant and sexually impressive. Feel free to avoid it entirely.

That being said, don’t be discouraged if you’re not the best in the beginning. Very few are. Work with whomever you’re having sex with and see what they like. Have them tell you what they enjoy as you’re doing so that you know what they like and don’t like. (plus vocalizing sensations creates that sexual euphoria for you and your partner - it sort of revs the engines for foreplay and/or sex).

In the end, that’s all I got for you. Tongue and communication. 

Anonymous asked: ive been datin this girl for a year now and she hasnt really put out. im getting pretty frustrated and i think ive waited long enough. we're sixteen and both virgins. what should i do?

simply put, the fact that you subjected a time frame to your question suggests that your interests are based less on your girlfriend’s well-being and more on the countdown towards losing your virginity.

that being said, just because you have ‘waited’ this long doesn’t mean you deserve anything. you have no right to her body and she has the choice to give herself to whomever she pleases.

all in all, there is no magic word, phrase, or action that will get her into bed with you; however, I certainly invite you to try any of the bullshit advice some sad and lonely pick-up artist can give you. I’m sure your girlfriend will greet you warmly with either a slap from her hand or her foot rammed firmly into your testicles. hell, if you’re lucky, you’ll get both!

the fact of the matter is that sex is a mutual activity. the singular and egotistical mindset that you’ve placed in this scenario is both offensive to our gender and to your moral fiber.

I highly suggest that you let go of your dick and start thinking with your head. Maybe even consider the possibility of talking to her about all of this and, oh, I don’t know, take her wants, thoughts, and desires into consideration instead of jerking around and playing the old “woe to me” card.

if all you want out of the relationship is sex then you don’t deserve a relationship at all. she needs to be made aware of your intentions and you need to stop using and seeing her as a piece of meat. she is a human fucking being. she has a heart, a mind, and, more importantly, feelings for you. don’t fuck that up with your dick in your hands because it’s boys like you who give our gender a bad fucking reputation.